• Me (while watching the Amazing Spider-Man 2): Why do I always fall for the villains? *sigh*
  • My little sister (11 years old): Well, the heroes are usually shown to be good and when you see their bad side you feel betrayed. The villains are usually shown to be bad, so when you see their good side, you have hope for them.

fionagoddess:

Jessica Lange by Larry Busacca.

taz-arts:

liara tries ice cream for the first time, has deeply spiritual experience

taz-arts:

liara tries ice cream for the first time, has deeply spiritual experience

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

toxines:

I need winter I am too goth for this

obvious-electricity:

My dog is a fail.

flatsound:

apparently there’s an important episode of football on this weekend

theclockworkkid:

I am a mature adult. I am a mature adult that’s not laughing at “Full fart” in the mall 

theclockworkkid:

I am a mature adult. I am a mature adult that’s not laughing at “Full fart” in the mall 

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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