liara tries ice cream for the first time, has deeply spiritual experience
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on
I am a mature adult. I am a mature adult that’s not laughing at “Full fart” in the mall
i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own
why am I reblogging this?
it appears my blood has been successful
prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
then prepare for skeleton war